SEASON TWO
DEAD MEN TELL NO FAILS
Much like the 5th Pirates of the Caribbean, don’t expect too much. In this episode, The F*ck Ups talk about our near death experiences and life flashing before our eyes.
PRO TIPS FROM THE F*CK UPS
Put on sunscreen.
If you have a deep cough go to the doctor.
If you’re driving in the snow, put chains on your tires.
PODCAST AND PREJUDICE
Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some. It takes different podcasts to move the world.
The F*ck Ups get personal in season two talking about some of our biggest fuck ups and experiences with bigotry and racism.
SENSATIONALIZATION
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind M-m-m-my CORONA (covid-19).
The F*ck Ups are hyped !!!
With all the Media attention we prepare for Y2K, buy a bidet and cancel travel plans.
ONE FLEW OVER THE F*CK UPS NEST
The F*ck Ups fight for their mental stability; in this episode, we tackle the struggles of keeping sane in an insane world.
PRO TIPS FROM THE F*CK UPS
Learn something new.
Do that thing you’ve been putting off.
Get some air.
I PLED THE FIIIIIIF !!!
“There are! I say there are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of Americaaaa! I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a question!” -TRON CARTER
Woop-Woop! That's the sound of da police! That's the sound of the beast!. The F*ck Ups break their vow of silence and spill the dirt on their close encounters of the Jail Kind.
GONE IN SEX-TY SECONDS
Featuring “Dr.” Mr. and Mrs. Pereira
Lock down your sexy time or it may be... GONE IN SEX-TY SECONDS.
The F*ck Ups are joined by two experts in the field of having the mood ruined. Long time friends of the podcast, husband and wife team Louis and Dara Pereira. We share in the pain of one of life's greatest fuck-ups: killing the bedroom vibe.
PODCAST NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED
“Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.”
-Nasreddin-
The F*ck Ups do our best Judge Dredd impressions while we chat about what it means to be critical of others.
THE F*CK UP’S UP IN SMOKE
-allegedly-
“The podcast you are about to hear may startle you. It would not have been possible otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the frightful toll of the new drug menace which is destroying the youth of America in alarmingly increasing numbers. The F*ck Ups Guide To Not F*cking Up is that drug. -- a violent narcotic -- an unspeakable scourge --The Real Public Enemy Number One !”
-Reefer Madness-Probably-
“The F*ck Ups were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.”
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson -Probably-
420, Acapulco Gold, British Colombia, Bubonic Chronic, Bud, Buddha, Chong, Da Kine, Dank Sinatra, Doobie, Dope, Dr. Greenthumb, Evil Edamame, Ganja, George Bush, Gigglesmoke, Grass, Green, Grim Reefer, Hashish, Jazz Cigarette, Kush, Mary Jane, Pineapple Express, Pot, Power Flower, Puff The Magic Dragon, Purple Haze, Reefer, Sammy Davis Jr., Scoob, The Chronic, The Devil’s Lettuce, The Holy Herb, The Stickiest of The Icky, Weed, Whacky Tobaccy.
SAY YES TO DISTRESS !
The long waiting and munched talked about sequel to episode 14 I DONT NO !
The F*ck Ups say yes to distress by recalling some of our best and worse times saying YES.
THE YOUNG AND THE RECKLESS
The F*ck Ups were once young, dumb, and reckless after thousands of fuck ups we learned from our mistakes becoming experts in our field now we are only dumb and reckless this week we chat about the challenges of being a reckless youth.
THE DATE ESCAPE
Based on a true story,
Imprisoned during COVID-19 in an apartment in LA, a group of Allied podcasters break out of a Nazi prison and force enemy soldiers from the front lines on a harrowing chase to freedom.
The F*ck Ups reflect on their bad dates, recalling the great mistakes, and escapes men/women make while casually dating.
COMMITTING HAIRY-KIRI.
Pro hairstyle tips from The F*ck Ups
Dusty's Pro Tip: "Business in the front, party in the back. The man with a mullet is ready for every occasion."
Joel's Pro Tip: "The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is three days."
Sherwyn's Pro Tip: "If you're going to cut your hair during the quarantine, just don't. Save yourself the heartache."
RAGE AGAINST THE QUARANTINE
In this mid-season cliff hanger, The F*ck Ups Wake Up and Take The Power Back as we Testify to our rage and ask the tough questions like How Could You Just Kill A Man.
Big thank you to all the listeners for your continued support. The F*ck Ups will be taking a mid-season break and will be back in June with fresh new content!
STEREOTYPING
A message from The F*ck Ups
Try to be better every day, curb the hate, and be an advocate for the change. Every person in this world deserves the same opportunities and respect!
DATIN ON A DEADLINE
Summer loving had me a blast
Summer loving happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
Met a boy cute as can be
Summer days drifting away to oh oh the summer nights
Tell me more, tell me more.
The Fuck Ups reminisce about those hot and heavy summer nights of youth, the days of note passing, mix tape making, and falling fast.
IT'S BEEN AWHILE
And it's been awhile
Since The F*ck Ups first saw you
And it's been awhile Since We could call you.
The F*ck Ups talk about reconnecting with old friends.
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE F*CK UPS’ MIND
The F*ck Ups are on a journey of self-discovery hopefully, we won’t end up in a South American prison just like last time.
Self-introspection Pro Tips from The F*ck Ups!
Dusty’s Pro Tip: “Don’t think so much all the time.”
Joel’s Pro Tip: “Failures and successes shape who you are don’t hold yourself back.“
Sherwyn's Pro Tip:” You’ll never know who are until you try.”
TILL DEBT DO US PART
Debt collectors have finally tracked down the Fuck Ups and made them give up the goods in this episode.
NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP
The F*ck Ups throw in the towel.
see the link in the description for details.
EVERYONE POOPS
WARNING POOP TALK
Welcome to the shit show!
Featuring the ultimate number two and second-time guest Adriana F. Garcia.
The F*ck Ups shit down and shift through life's crap to bring us stories of bathroom mishaps.
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PROS & CON-CERTS
The F*ck Ups come out of retirement to play one last farewell tour singing some of their great hits like.
Welcome To The Lackluster Parade
Rock And Roll All Nite and Podcast Every Day
Get Ur Geek On
Midnight Train to Alhambra California
American Idiot(S)
Blue Suede Dudes
Podcast Me Softly With His Song
We Will Mock
You Are the Podcast of My Life
PRO CONCERT TIPS FROM THE F*CK UPS
Dusty’s Pro Tip: “Pick the correct mosh pit!"
Joel’s Pro Tip: ”Try to go to every concert you can but think twice before you take a date!”
Sherwyn's Pro Tip: “Don't be afraid to go see a show alone and if you don't have a ticket you can always sneak in.“
POP 'n' LOCK
Yo VIP let's kick it
F*ck Ups baby
F*ck Ups baby
All right stop collaborate and listen
The F*ck Ups are back with a brand new podcast
The F*cks locked ourselves out of the podcast studio for a few weeks but we are back with fresh new fuck ups!
IGNORANCE ISN'T BLISS
A message from the F*ck Ups, before you knock this episode try it.
ON THE POD AGAIN
On the pod again
The F*ck Ups just can't wait to get on the pod again
The life I love is makin' podcast with my friends
And the F*ck Ups can't wait to get on the pod again.
The F*ck Ups buckle up, fix their mirror, adjustment their seats, and step on the gas in this episode!
FOOL’S GOLD
It's finally here the much anticipated and highly talked about season two finale for The F*ck Ups Guide To Not F*cking Up!
Thank you to all of our listeners and a big shout out to our latest donor @tinythumbnail
The F*ck Ups roll up their sleeves, throw on a hard hat and grab a pickaxe in this episode as we sift through the headaches of creating a podcast to find those little nuggets of gold.
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