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CALVIN AND HOBBIES
In this episode The Fuck Ups take a piss on what is means to have a hobby.
DRIVING MISS DAISY
It doesn't matter if you podcast by an inch or a mile, podcasting is podcasting.
-Fast and Furious -Probably-
CAMPING IS
IN-TENTS.
We've enjoyed pitching tents ever since we were young, and in this episode we talk about campings greatest questions like…Does a bear shit in the woods? Is this mushroom edible? Should I wipe with poison ivy?
APARTMENT OF EDUCATION
"Just write apartment life is a way passage of life, dealing with dog poop, sirens at 4am, and neighbors quinceañera. Or something like that."
-Sherwyn Salaysay
SIDE HUSTLE AND FLOW
You know its hard out here for a podcaster trying to get this money for the rent. In this episode we talk about all the side hustles and how to get that $$$.
MOVING ON OUT TO THE EAST SIDE.
Pro Moving Tips per The Fuck Ups,
Joel says, "find a friend with a truck (but not him)".
Sherwyn says, "just hire a few people outside of Home Depot and let them sort it out".
Dusty says, "if all else fails you can always live in a storage locker".
SOCIAL-LIES AND TRUTH
Sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same.
You wanna be where everybody knows
your name.
-Cheers
STYLE AND ERROR
Style tips from The F*ck Ups
"Avoid Jinkos, Fedoras, and Factory 2 U. If all else fails wear a tuxedo shirt."
A MATTER OF NATIONAL INSECURITY.
Featuring Adriana F. Garcia
We present a most unique psychological investigation into the mind of a future serial killer. Tonight on this weeks episode our special guest Adriana F. Garcia guides us through life’s weirder insecurities.
TO POD AND CAST IN LA.
To pod and cast in L.A
Where everyday we try to fatten our pockets, Us podcasters hustle for the cash, so it's hard to knock it.
ACT YOUR WAGE.
Featuring Jacquelyn Vrooman
Show us the money!
The F*ck Ups learn about finding their worth and acting your wage. With the invaluable insight and wisdom of our guest Jacquelyn Vrooman.
(She made me write that)
HALLOWINNING
I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.
I knew it would come back to haunt me.
The Fuck Ups break down some of our best and worst Hallowinning stories.
THE DAILY FRUGAL
“The Fuck Ups, huh ? They are a menace ! Thugs It was just lucky the police arrived when they did before all those innocent people were hurt”
J. Jonah Jameson
We strap on our best Scrooge McDuck hats and talk about how to stretch a buck. Answering the questions no one asked like “will Sherwyn push people down for a shirt?” and “does Dusty have a amazon shopping problem.”
I DONT NO !
Get to know your NO.
The F*ck Ups learn when to say NO!
Sometimes you gotta treat yo self and just stay home.
Or say no to that dinner party you low-key didn’t want to attend regardless.
ALL YOU CAN EAT SELFISH.
To be selfish or not to be selfish, that is the question.
The Fuck Ups talk about being used, treating yourself, and learning when to be selfish or selfless.
THANK YOU COME AGAIN.
Why are retail workers the best in bed?
Because the customer always comes first.
Featuring Nick Seaney
The Fuck Ups get down with our guest Nick Seaney sharing some of our best and worst retail experiences.
ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXT-ES.
“IT’S COMPLICATED” ISN’T A RELATIONSHIP STATUS.
The Fuck Ups get personal and talk about backsliding with ex-girlfriends.
LOOSE
Feat. Alexander Pacillas
Part 1 of our 42 part series
In this aptly named series of interviews The Fuck Ups get down with expert guests getting tips and tricks on a wide variety of topics.
The Fuck Ups interview our good friend and creative director for the production company In Pursuit of Nothing Alex Pacillas. We get the goods and bads of being creative and the production process.
ALL’S SMELL THAT ENDS WELL.
We at The Fuck Ups Guide wish you a happy holiday with this non-holiday themed episode.
The Fuck Ups get into our do’s and don’ts of hygiene. Sherwyn-isum #37 bidet if you do bidet if you don't
NEW YEAR WHO DIS?
The Fuck Ups stand resolute and start the New Year on the right foot while talking about our past failed resolutions.
500 DAYS OF REJECTION
Pro Tips from The F*ck-Ups
Pro Tip 1: SHOOT YO SHOT
Pro Tip 2: (605) 475-6968: The Rejection Hotline, which politely explains to the individual that whoever gave them this number is not into them.
Pro Tip 3: SHOOT YO SHOT
Step 4: Profit
HANGOVER HELPER : STOVE TOP RECIPE
THE PRAIRIE OYSTER HANGOVER CURE
1 egg(s)
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
salt
pepper
2 dashes Tabasco
old-fashioned glass
Instructions:
Crack the egg into an Old-Fashioned glass, leaving the yolk unbroken. Dose it with Worcestershire sauce, a sprinkling of salt and pepper, and Tabasco. Down in one gulp…GOOD LUCK.
REST IN PEACE
The F*ck Ups send good vibes into the universe and tackle the tough subject of dealing with death.
DO THE WRONG THING
A VOIZ BOX JOINT
Featuring Bill Gensinger as Samuel L. Jackson and starring The F*ck Ups as themselves.
On the hottest day of the year on a street in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn, everyone's f*ck ups and mistakes smolder until it explodes into great podcast stories.
THE F*CK UPS GUIDE TO REFLECTING
Season 1 greatest hits!
Big thank you to all the listeners and a special thank you to Tamyia Masek and Steven Salaysay for contributing to The F*ck Ups!
The F*ck Ups take a look back at our favorite moments from season 1. Recapping some of our best fuck ups and how we have grown.